Why are the Maltese so competitive?
There is a competitive nature that permeates through Malta so raw and unbridled that it’s written into the skyline of its capital, Valletta, and permeates across all walks of life on the archipelago.
I’m talking about pika C a Maltese word that roughly means ‘a neighbourly rivalry’, but is one of those terms that feels like a fool’s errand when foreigners try to interpret it.
Pika is, as Professor George Cassar, who teaches heritage and cultural tourism at the University of Malta explained, what drives Maltese to outdo their immediate rivals. Usually, this rivalry involves followers of different saints within the same town C a ‘this-town-isn’t-big-enough-for-both-of-us’ attitude C and ranges from benign sportsmanship to premeditated aggression.
在马耳他大学（University of Malta）教授遗产和文化旅游的卡萨尔教授（George Cassar）解释说，“pika”促使马耳他人要去超越眼前的竞争对手，通常是同一个城镇里朝拜不同圣徒的信仰者之间的竞争，颇有一种“一山不容二虎”的意味，这样的竞争有些是友好的体育竞赛，也有的是长期存在的敌对情绪。
“Pika is what drove the Maltese in 1958 to tear down and rebuild the Carmelite Basilica that today defines Valletta’s horizon with a 42m-high dome, just to overshadow the Anglican Cathedral next door,” he said.
卡萨尔说：“正是皮卡促使马耳他人在1958年拆除并重建了加尔默罗大教堂（Carmelite Basilica），只是为了比隔壁的圣公会大教堂（Anglican Cathedral）更胜一筹。如今，穹顶高达42米的加尔默罗大教堂是瓦莱塔地平线上最耀眼的标志。”
Pika is also what brought about a man getting hit over the head with a flowerpot, according to the Times of Malta, during a festival in August last year. Meanwhile, just less than two weeks later, two parishes exchanged sacrilegious insults about their rivals’ Virgin Mary statue C ‘Ours is the most beautiful statue. Yours is the ugliest in Malta’; also an example of pika.
据《马耳他时报》（Times of Malta）报道，去年8月的某个节日期间，也是由于“pika”，一名男子头部被花盆砸中。此事过去不到两周，又有两个教区的民众互相辱骂对方的圣母玛利亚雕像――“我们的雕像是最美的，你们的是马耳他最丑的。”这也是个“pika”的例子。
That these last two events took place so close in time is no coincidence. Every year, Malta’s festa season, when villages celebrate their patron saints by throwing big feasts, peaks between June and September. At this time, pika summons the islands’ hot-blooded Mediterranean spirit to the fore, as parishes compete in a paradoxically sacrilegious celebration of the sacred. Rivalries have become so intense that festas have had to be partially cancelled, the most recent in 2004, due to the threat of violence.
Year after year, followers of respective patron saints attempt to outspend and outdo their neighbouring parish in a contentious crusade for showmanship that seems truly fit for the descendants of the Knights Hospitaller, the medieval sect of Catholic warriors from Jerusalem that ruled Malta for about 300 years from 1530. To this day, Maltese festa pageantry, artefacts and ornaments take cues from the Baroque style that defined the 17th- and 18th-Century architecture of the Order of St John, such as the hand-held carriage that transports the statue of the saint to the festa’s main stage, and the hand-carved wooden centrepiece for the Sunday feast. In recent years, festas have included competing theatre companies and a new record for hoisting 711 flags in a village.
“Various parts of Malta are hotter on the pika register than others,” Cassar had informed me. So I visited one of these towns last November hoping to get a better grasp on the concept. Located in central Malta, the town of Qormi hosts an intense rivalry between followers of St George and St Sebastian that has built up a reputation over the past years, and I went to learn why.
卡萨尔和我说过：“马耳他有些地方对皮卡这个竞争概念更加热衷。”因此，去年11月，我去了马耳他一个小镇，希望能更好地理解皮卡这个概念。戈尔米镇（Qormi）地处马耳他中部，过去几年圣乔治（St George）和圣塞巴斯蒂安（St Sebastian）的信徒在这里竞争激烈，小镇因此声名远扬，我去到那里一探究竟。
Mario Cardona, a St Sebastian supporter, anthropologist and professor at the Malta College of Arts, Science and Technology, picked me up at my hotel in northern Malta for the 30-minute drive to Qormi, about halfway across the island. (When there is no traffic, Malta can feel incredibly small.)
马耳他艺术科技学院（Malta College of Arts, Science and Technology）人类学家卡多纳教授（Prof Mario Cardona）是圣塞巴斯蒂安的信徒。他开车到我位于马耳他北部的酒店接上我，又开车30分钟到了戈尔米镇，这大约穿越了半个马耳他岛。（路上没车的时候会感觉马耳他特别小。）
The following of saints in Malta dates back to the Middle Ages, including the cult of St George in Qormi, Cardona told me as we drove. But St Sebastian wasn't venerated here until 1813, when the plague hit Malta and villagers vowed to build a statue of the patron saint of epidemics in exchange for delivery from the outbreak.
We pulled up to a fork in the road in the centre of a town painted the colour of desert sand, redolent to this traveller of the rocks that compose Jerusalem, and certainly closer in appearance to cities on the southern side of the Mediterranean. After all, the Arabs left a mark on Malta that lingers until today via the island’s language, which is by far more Arabic in origin than Italian. Yet Malta is still very much a European nation, one that has long remained loyal to the Roman Catholic Church.
“Pika is Mediterranean,” said Cassar, explaining that Spain and Italy also are wont to display colourful festival rivalries. “But the closest example to our festa is the Sicilian type.” For example, like Maltese celebrations, Sicilian festas carry the statue of the patron saint along the streets of the town C and Sicilians are also very partial to over-the-top firework displays.
Yet, the rivalries exhibited on Malta have an additional spark of vitriol that is something uniquely Maltese.
We arrived at a building whose beige stone façade was adorned with hundreds of large light bulbs and a draped green banner C the colour favoured by followers of St Sebastian in Qormi.
Beneath the banner, Cardona’s fellow St Sebastian supporters were waiting for me, including the president of their association, known in Malta as a ‘band club’.
Band clubs are volunteer organisations that are found throughout islands. As their name suggests, they are gathering halls for marching bands C a legacy of British military bands C but they’re also social clubs, equipped with bars, pool halls and even a radio station, as well as informal religious links to the church with their own chaplain and chapel.
Band clubs in Malta are also the epicentre of the most competitive forms of pika. Just by visiting the St Sebastian band club, I joked that they could use this interview as material for next year’s festa, which aroused a wide-eyed expression in one man, who appeared to already be cooking up a dubious plan how to outshine the neighbouring St George band club the following summer.
Last year, St Sebastian’s festa was predictably extravagant. In the week-long celebrations, according Cardona, their band club spent 100,000 on sumptuous feasts, gigantic fireworks displays and imported entertainment, including a special appearance by UK X Factor winner Ben Haenow in Qormi C a town of about 16,000 people.
去年，圣塞巴斯蒂安的节日活动不出所料地耗费巨资。据卡多纳说，在为期一周的庆祝活动中，他们的乐队俱乐部豪掷10万欧元，举办了华丽的宴会、盛大的烟花表演，还从外面请人来表演，包括英国音乐选秀节目《X音素》（X Factor）的冠军翰劳（Ben Haenow），而戈尔米小镇的人口才不过1.6万。
“Pika is the need to keep making things bigger in order to outdo your rival,” Cardona told me. “It’s having to satisfy a need to constantly prove to yourself, to your kin and to outsiders. Rather than going for what is beautiful and entertaining, we go for what would be a first in our village.”
The size of Malta, the EU’s smallest nation with a population of around 430,000, may offer the best clue as to why rivalries here are so intense. “Geographical smallness intensifies rivalry and pika, as people can easily monitor what their neighbours are doing, thinking and saying,” Cassar said. “The competitive instinct in human beings does the rest.”
On the second floor of the St Sebastian band club, in a room resembling a hall in an Italian museum that included an 80,000 crystal chandelier and a painting of Grand Master Manuel Pinto da Fonseca from the Order of St John, Cardona and three other men continued to mull over the current state of pika on the islands.
在圣塞巴斯蒂安乐队俱乐部的二楼，卡多纳和另外三名男子还在思索马耳他皮卡的现状。房间布置得像是意大利博物馆的展厅，吊着一盏价值8万欧元的水晶灯，还挂着一幅圣约翰骑士团团长丰塞卡（Manuel Pinto da Fonseca）的画像。
“When the festa season comes, everyone likes to spend as lavishly as possible,” chimed Charles Saliba, secretary of the St Sebastian band club. In some ways, it’s bigger than Christmas; the village festas draw back the Maltese diaspora and are a time when old friends reunite.
“How much influence does the church have in your affairs today?” I probed while examining a long timeline of portraits of Catholic chaplains hung on the wall behind Cardona.
“The church takes the charge of the internal sacred part of the feast, and the band club organises its own feast. Sometimes the church priest will get involved if he doesn't like some lyrics we have written,” giggled Charles Spiteri, the band club’s president, alluding to the church’s attempts to censor the more profane material that rival parishes tend to publish, including songs, posters and banners about their saint.
“My personal opinion,” said the fourth man, John Camilleri, “and maybe they don't agree with me; I don't care much.” They all laughed. “I blame the church for a big part of the pika in Malta.”
“It’s true!” applauded the band club president.
“In Maltese festas, favouritism is exhibited by priests supporting one saint over another, who elect their favoured parish to hold the grandest feast while their rivals are forced to hold a less-decorated ‘secondary feast’,” Camilleri explained.
“Some priests even count lightbulbs in the secondary feast to see that they didn't have as many as the primary feast. Secondary feasts cannot light up the dome of a church, either,” he said. “This creates a lot of pika.”
In 2002, the Archdiocese of Malta tried to reign in the unruliness of Maltese festas, fearing that they were damaging church decorum, but the attempt ultimately fell flat. Efforts to set up a censorship board to eliminate all provocative materials from the festas and other measures failed, and the church official that led the campaign became “rather disliked” on the islands, Cassar explained diplomatically.
This is nothing new in Malta. “No bishop has ever really managed to control Maltese pika. It’s always the one against the many C and without its faithful the church is nothing,” Cassar affirmed.
Yet, although festa expense and showmanship seems to be ever increasing, the level of decorum seems to have improved in Malta in recent decades, with or without the exhortations of the church. Camilleri remembers much more vulgar festas in his youth. “On one occasion, they painted chickens red (the colour of their band club) and threw them on their opponents to say that they were chickens,” he chuckled. “On another occasion, when a march of a rival band was passing by, someone threw urine over the people from the balcony.”
Thank the saints those days are long gone.